The United Kingdom Of Great Britain and Other Places

Last week contained two special days for people of a British persuasion.

Firstly there was Saint George’s Day, (Of “Oh, save me from this dragon, sweet saint George” fame) and then there was Shakespeare’s Birthday. These are two days I hold close to my heart, for the simple facts that both the former and the latter endorsed violence in every possible form. I mean, wouldn’t you just love to see what Will would have come up with if he’d been given, say, hand grenades? Or my trusty Luger?

And Saint George…well…what can I say? Anybody who kills dragons for a living makes me sweat for two reasons. Number one, I would like to challenge that guy to a duel, and number two, I really really really would like a dragon. Really. If anybody can provide, send one freepost to

c/o Superball

The White House Lawn

The United States of America

 

 

Questions next week…Remember! Remember! Remember! And remember! again.

 

Max The Unholy