An Interesting Question
Now, you know as well as I do that I will do anything to win the hearts of the public, so even though I’ve technically made this weeks post, I’m giving you something extra, a little taster, if you will. I may even reveal where I keep my gun…
I was asked today, by an adoring fan about that long standing Internet question “Would you prefer to be a pirate, or a ninja?”
The answer was, of course, both.
Which ignorant Internet pig says you should be a pirate or a ninja? Ninja pirates are a much needed commodity in this sorry world, and I would pioneer, as I often do, a new trend. My ship would be ninja black, with a carved wood model of my smiling jaws across the bows. My crew would dress in pirate outfits, and still be as agile as any ninja. I would stand at the prow, and all those who saw me would tremble.
When I came near a pirate ship, I’d quickly scrub all the black off my own, and sail up to it ordinarily, take part in a friendly allies dinner, and ransack it when I was done.
When ninjas blocked my path, I’d sail up to them, and tell them how great my pirate clothes were, that I just took from a defeated ship, before shooting them all with my flintlocky pistols.
Pirate or Ninja?
Both, I say, Both!
I’ve run out of time and patience this week to tell you about my gun. I’ll continue on said theme…next Tuesday.
Max.
